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NoSQL on the news again
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Xah Lee
2011-03-22 20:55:33 UTC
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can someone summarize this into just few paragraphs?

〈A co-Relational Model of Data for Large Shared Data Banks〉
(2011-03-18)
By Erik Meijer, Gavin Bierman.
@ http://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=1961297

by just the supporting voice for NoSQL it oozes, i think it stinks
shit.

maybe the author mathematicians are just trying to get themselfs
published by for hip factor.

Xah
Norbert_Paul
2011-03-23 08:00:00 UTC
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Post by Xah Lee
maybe the author mathematicians are just trying to get themselfs
published by for hip factor.
Maybe "trying to get published" is true for every author who issues
a paper. And having some "hip factor" is helpful then.

So what is wrong?
Xah Lee
2011-03-23 09:20:46 UTC
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Post by Norbert_Paul
Post by Xah Lee
maybe the author mathematicians are just trying to get themselfs
published by for hip factor.
Maybe "trying to get published" is true for every author who issues
a paper. And having some "hip factor" is helpful then.
So what is wrong?
nothing, but such factors contribute to the number of worthless papers
and sway the common idiots in the programing industry (i.e. those of
you who read reddit, hacker news, and used to be slashdot. lol)

so here, the author tries to chalk up some mathematical relation of
SQL and NoSQL, saying that they are really the same.

right. Perhaps i should publish a paper that OOP and FP are really
mathematically the same.

humm... so OOP should be correctely named co-FP. LOL.

(actually, i have written such a paper. lol)

Xah
Norbert_Paul
2011-03-23 10:53:41 UTC
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Having Fun?
Xah Lee
2011-03-23 12:54:25 UTC
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Post by Norbert_Paul
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Having Fun?
have you heard of Anonymous?

〈Wikileaks, Bank of America, Anonymous, US Government, Espionage〉
http://xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/Wikileaks_Bank_of_America_Anonymous_espionage.html

〈4chan Picts — Internet Culture〉
http://xahlee.org/funny/4chan.html

〈Magibon, Boxxy (4chan personality video)〉
http://xahlee.org/funny/magibon.html

sure, perhaps you r USENET old school, but that's fashionable 20^H^H
30 years ago?

fashion is important, right?

check this one out:

〈What is a Tech Geeker?〉
http://xahlee.org/UnixResource_dir/writ/tech_geeker.html

here's a excerpt:
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tech geeker: (noun) A elite programer nerd who severely lacks
literacy of social sciences yet persistently loud of his opinions on
many social issues related to programing, such as language popularity,
pros and cons of GUI, software engineering practices, software license
issues, IT industry practices, ethics of corporations.

Are You a Tech Geeker?

• Are you male?

• Are you proficient in a computer language or technology? perhaps
several?

• Is computer coding or sys admin your way of finding food?

• Do you love the term “hacker”? Have you been called a hacker?

• You do not have a degree in history, arts, philosophy, law,
economics, communication, psychology, or any credential from the field
of social sciences.

• You are keen on social issue of software. You read slashdot and
groklaw and reddit and hacker news.

• You have strong opinions on software licensing, the concept of
software freedom, user interface design, how social media should or
should not be (newsgroups, internet, blog, youtube) and how people
should use them. You have strong opinions on software design, computer
language design, and opinions on the cause and value of popularity.

• You are loud about your opinions on social issues of software. You
think your opinions are correct in some technical way.

• You can effortlessly name 20 top computer scientists or celebrity
programers of this decade.

• It'd be hard pressed for you to name 5 historians, philosopher, or
social scientists of this century.

• You are aversive to usages like “u” (you), 4 (for), omg, wtf, lol.
You find them annoying and childish.

• But you use and love argots such as the following: troll, plonk,
YMMV, IANAL, RTFM, RMS, *nix (as opposed to “unix”), unixen (instead
of unixes or unices), emacsen (as opposed to “emacs user” or (aghast)
“emacser”), lisperati (vs just “lisper”).

• Do you love to debate on grammar sometimes? such as split
infinitives, preposition.

• You never in your life ran a business, operated a store, or started
a organization.

Xah

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